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I’ve been recluse these last two days and I just woke up and my mother just asked if i’m feeling a little down and she’s being totally understandable, which is weird but its ok because I haven’t had a gray day in a long time, my depressions been mia since February but hey, he had to come visit eventually

designtank:

Italian artist Alberto Seveso took high-speed photos of inks mixing underwater to create the above image. The story appears on Design Milk, a site new to me but full of luscious design in all categories.

workaholics:

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the only good thing about being single is dating multiple guys at a time and not having anything serious

and the only good thing about a relationshit is the unlimited sex

i’m such a sucker for a guy that tells me sweet nothings and tells me i’m pretty

Pros and cons of masturbating

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bruce-will-i-is:

flyinether:

bruce-will-i-is:

Pros:

It feels like ur having sex

u r having sex with urself so u already know what to do

It’s good to build muscular strength

if u eat ur cum u have an extended life span

Cons:

jesus judges u

i coughed and choked on chips.

Jesus is choking on your sins with every laugh this stuff is srs